January 2012
61 posts
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I'm late?
Teacher: You just missed an entire period..
Student: Are you telling me I'm pregnant?
I'm not fat..
I’m just so sexy, it overflows.
More laughs here
I'm giving my life to the only One who makes the...
You won't tell me the skys's the limit, when...
Imagine the names of the future generations.
Mother: Hi, Harry. Do you invite your friends over?
Son: Yes mom, those are Peeta, Blaine, Percy, Katniss, Sherlock and Thedoctor.
Me: hello is anyone there
Silence:
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Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao
